Tip
Ah, Kobuko. The linchpin of this… masterpiece. The legend states that if you manage to survive the ten pivots, the dummy augment, and the crushing weight of being contested by half the lobby, the TFT gods (or perhaps just sheer statistical improbability) will reward your dedication with a miraculous Kobuko appearance at level 8. This isn't about synergy; it's about the sheer audacity of expecting a specific two-cost unit to materialize after such a chaotic journey. Hitting him is less about strategy and more about a cosmic joke.
Early Game (The Seeds of Chaos) : Pick the Dummy augment with a smug sense of superiority. Begin your first pivot immediately. Don't get attached to anything.
Mid-Game (The Pivot Polka): Engage in a relentless cycle of buying, selling, and rearranging. Aim for fleeting synergies that crumble faster than your LP. Ensure you're always slightly behind everyone else.
Late Game (The Kobuko Komedy): Reach level 8 with a prayer (or a sardonic chuckle). Roll down your remaining gold in a desperate, almost theatrical attempt to find Kobuko. If you hit him, bask in the bewildered silence of your opponents. If you don't, well, that's just further proof of the system's inherent flaws (or your lack of "skill")
